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"E90M3" (e90m3) 07/23/2016 at 13:52 • Filed to: None

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Slap one on the M3

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 07/23/2016 at 13:59

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Bumper stickers should be more honest:

“Shitty driver”

“We had sex and now I’m hauling this infant”

“coexist — but if you fuck with me I’ll run you off the road”

“GED recipient"

Leadbull > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/23/2016 at 14:03

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“3.1"

“(Lone stick figure man)“

“OPPO”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Leadbull 07/23/2016 at 14:07

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UGH! Those 26.2/13.1 stickers... there are always more stones to turn when it comes to autobiographical stickers, I suppose.

Leadbull > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/23/2016 at 14:13

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At least they’re less annoying than the 3 letter oval stickers, e.g. OBX. Oh cool, you drove to some popular tourist destination in the continental US, how special of you.

I’ve always wanted to print out some of those things with “ASS” written in, and plant them over top of other people’s.

scoob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/23/2016 at 14:17

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I’ve never seen those, what do they mean?

Leadbull > scoob 07/23/2016 at 14:18

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Marathon/half marathon.

3.1 miles is a 5k.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > scoob 07/23/2016 at 14:18

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Marathon runners, apparently.

SteveLehto > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/23/2016 at 14:36

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Sorry, I have a Detroit Free Press marathon sticker on my Explorer.

It takes much more effort than making the baby necessary for a Baby On Board placard.

I’ve run 13 full marathons so far (this year’s will be 14) - so I figure I am being modest by only putting one on.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SteveLehto 07/23/2016 at 14:38

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The only running I’m doing lately is chasing my dog when she gets loose. That probably wouldn’t make a very impressive bumper sticker though.

SteveLehto > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/23/2016 at 14:40

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I think you could cobble together a few stick figures and have it play out across your back window.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SteveLehto 07/23/2016 at 14:41

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WHO SAVED WHO

Leon711 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/23/2016 at 15:49

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26.2/13.1 as in marathon/half marathon? Surely your physique would give away that you are fit, you don’t need a sticker.

Liam Farrell > Leon711 07/24/2016 at 10:14

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I once saw a one that said “0.0”

Leon711 > Liam Farrell 07/24/2016 at 11:36

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That’s a good effort on their part.

I’m not particularly fit but I’m trying to get fit, I ran my first 10k last month but I’m not putting 6.2 on my car unless it’s a C63 AMG (which is a 6.2l)

CaptDale - is secretly British > scoob 07/26/2016 at 14:32

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They look like the EU country stickers

but they make them for The Outer Banks in North Carolina

Bonus

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2016 at 14:00

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I’d love to get this sticker to troll all the apple fanboys who put the sticker on their rear window every time they get a new apple device.